to show the Jews that he's now got what it takes to be their long-awaited Messiah?When Jesus comes back will he scream along the Gaza Strip in a white Hummer with hood-mounted guns....?It will all happen in a wink of an eye!
Where will you be?
Prepare now because 'then' you wont have time.When Jesus comes back will he scream along the Gaza Strip in a white Hummer with hood-mounted guns....?
I think your Jesus already been back. I think he called himself Richard Milhouse Nixon an' did we listen to that man? No we didnt. He tried to tell us how to get the gooks out an' did we listen? No we did not. We strung him up like a dead moose jus' for tryin' to see what the opposition was up to. My daddy said Nixon was just like Jesus and my daddy loved Nixon.When Jesus comes back will he scream along the Gaza Strip in a white Hummer with hood-mounted guns....?Ha ha.
I think he'd be better to fly around in a stealth battleship.
One like this - but obviously he could make it fly around over land.
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=ht鈥?/a>
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You're thinking of Jeezus, the Republican messiah.
If Jesus came back he would head to the local bath house for some man love.When Jesus comes back will he scream along the Gaza Strip in a white Hummer with hood-mounted guns....?Christianity! F*ck Yeah!
The second coming is here to save the Motherf*cking day, yeah!
Christianity! F*ck Yeah!
So lick my *** and suck on my balls!When Jesus comes back will he scream along the Gaza Strip in a white Hummer with hood-mounted guns....?
Read Revelations.
He's gonna kill all of us (nonchristians)
Yes.When Jesus comes back will he scream along the Gaza Strip in a white Hummer with hood-mounted guns....?
I f*cking well hope so. That would turn me back into a Christian faster than you can say "Amen."
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